- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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being simply observed gives me a -50% competence to anything i’m trying to do
And -50% intelligence while we at that
(Although -50% from 0 is still a 0)
Trying to do a basic Docker image during an interview was wild.
I was writing shit like “chmod user:user 400 file”
Somehow the person didn’t notice and said everything looked fine. When the interview was over, I looked at it and every single command was shit.
I swear everytime someone looks at me when coding I suddenly forget the syntax to declaring a function, and feel like an idiot looking up whatever it is I forgot to add
I just can’t do pair programming man. It’s awkward enough to code with someone watching or to watch them code, let alone trying to follow their thoughts next to my own.
Funny, but…
echo "Where Linux?"~ $ cowsay Where Linux? ______________ < Where Linux? > -------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
