Another car idea that I’m sure would just get me into trouble is having a mic and loudspeaker so I can speak to other drivers instead of just honking. A horn lacks the nuance of the spoken word.
“Nuance” a.k.a. swear words. 🙃
My buddy had a car with a rear windshield wiper and he bent the thing that sprays wiper fluid so he can spray the car behind him.
I want this so much.
fuuuuuuuck all those mothership alienass light pink Floyd lasers people have on their cars and trucks now.
Get some retro reflective tape, it’s cheaper
The car behind him should be one of those gigantic trucks with the fucking headlights six feet off the ground
And the extra bar of light for “off road” use.
On a vehicle that has never left the pavement
I know a guy who installed a large flood light on the back of his truck. He officially has it as a work light, but he uses it to flash tailgaters and people who follow him too close with their high beams on.
