The Onion was on fire tonight. Best live reactions out there.
I don’t know if I wanna laugh or cry
You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate
I’d say my normal “BOOM! roasted!”
But I have a feeling they’d just say
“yeah, exactly.”
Holy fuck lmao
Oof
We had H2O!
My favorite quote from the whole thing so far. Really says a lot about the Biden presidency when he took away the H2O.
No Carbohydrates! No H20! No electrons! We are imposing a vacuum sealed environment for explosive collision experimentation!
I was out playing board games and planned on catching up on the debate tomorrow. Did the onion do their own thing I need to watch too?
Honestly do yourself a huge favor and don’t watch it. 99.9% of it was disgustingly depressing. Trump’s H2O comment was about the only thing that was funny.
Tried to watch it - couldn’t. Orange felon went full Gish gallop and moderators let him. Biden was overwhelmed with bullshit.
Yep I watched for 2-3 minutes and turned it off. Trump spewing orange diarrhea and Biden distracted by scanning the audience for the Grim Reaper.
Yeah both of them were terrible. Basically a giant waste of time.
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