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Agent 1: “He’s about to type his password. Here we go… 1…2…3…A…B…C”
Agent 2: “I feel like we could have figured this out with brute-force”
Agent 1: “Wait! He’s on the move. …no he was just scratching his balls. … Judging from the sound of it, I’d say he hasn’t trimmer his balls for a long time.”
Agent 2: “The AI picks up at least 15cm long strands, and some breadcrumbs. 50% rye, 50 wheat. Is that nutella and ketchup?”
Agent 1: “Dear God, what a freak”.
Agent 2 takes note. “He’s basically a sex offender at this point”
The future is now.
Agent 1: “yeah. hes the sex offender.”
Everybody is offended by an idea of a sex with them
Another great reason to use a custom, constantly shifting keyboard layout
RIP touch typing
I use blank key caps, and I find it leads to much more comfortable touch typing.
Slower, sure, but cozier also
Why would blank keycaps matter for touch typing
It’s just a question of matching pattern with most used words against languages…
he look silly
And perhaps he was named Billy
The article doesn’t mention how it compensates for different keyboards. Like wouldn’t different switches and wear change the sound?
That’s because it’s Wired. Basically a big ass advertisement.
It sounds like bs but its cause that’s been solved since around Roman times, heres a pretty interesting website on the technique
Dude in the thumbnail looks like an un-and-coming Bond villain.
Dude in the thumbnail is Samy. He’s been a bond villain for a long time now.
So they can hear me type p + enter into my browser?
Ah, another pterodactyl aficionado!
Laughs in DVORAK. This is some pretty funny Schitzotroll.
it’s heuristic, so it doesn’t matter what layout you use.
On screen keyboard rides again!
Oddly enough - all my keystrokes sound exactly the same which makes this person’s claim so much bullshit.
Maybe to you, but with a proper algorithmic analysis of the sounds differences can be fingerprinted and differentiated.
So how do we fix this? Dumb nerds never think about the consequences of their creations.
Close the blinds
At an office building where other people are inside the building with you? This is going to cause problems if it gets cheap enough
Probably not because you can detect the beam with an iPhone camera.
Oh that’s good to know. I’m gonna go pull a laser designator warning off of a wrecked tank.
Everyone needs a hobby.
From the article: “Even knowing that Kamkar’s silent, invisible, long-distance laser spy trick exists, how does anyone hide their secrets from it? He suggests that companies install double-paned or reflective glass. Some security device companies also sell protection devices that affix to windows and vibrate them to prevent laser microphone spying, and Kamkar concedes he hasn’t tested his attack against those. But he also suggests a safer countermeasure: “Don’t work on computers visible from a window,” he says. “Or just have dirty windows.””
Companies can’t even be convinced to have longer passwords on their wifi. And open office plans mean every computer faces a window
Then companies deserved to be hacked. shrug
But I work at companies and I would like my info to not be hacked. Their fuck ups affect employees and customers
And they should be held liable for the costs occurred to employees and customers.
Play loud music and walk on a treadmill while on the PC. Type using stroke length of your cock to determine which letter to use.
There, not so dumb now, are we?
What a strange response.
Sorry I can’t hear you over my jet engine case fans
