Me: peacefully using my phone at night

Random insect: “I love your phone screen, so bright and beautiful…”

Me:

Yes, give me that Linux Apache Mysql Php and ignore that 3/4 are outdated, replaced, or hated like JavaScript.

I’ve waited far too long for one of these.

Also fuck Adam, he didn’t create this.

The one argument that even flies understand:

Switch light on outside of my room. -> Get out!