EMERYVILLE, CA—Warning him to calm down by the count of three, a local family reportedly dragged their screaming, sobbing father and husband away from the rake section at an area Home Depot on Thursday. “Robert J. Heinemann, I’ve had just about enough of your whining—you know good and well we didn’t come here to buy a…
Meanwhile I’m over on the riding lawnmowers. Vroom vroom!
I like to hide in the big spaces in the shelves and go rawr as people walk by.