LEAWOOD, KS—Urging her boyfriend to calm down after he woke up and immediately began to panic, Taylor Swift reportedly began her day Friday by playing a video reminding Travis Kelce who she is and how long they’ve dated. “Hi baby, I know you don’t know who I am right now, but my name is Taylor, and I love you very…
I initially read it as, “Travis Kelce is so lucky that Taylor Swift feels obligated to remind him every morning.” CTE makes more sense, but isn’t quite as amusing.