God read my code and it made Him cryInitial commit
Initial commit #463
grats on formalising your (new) project
“fix for real this time”
Removed double quotes, added single quotes
someone later on -m “removed single quotes, added double quotes”
More commits == More money!!!
Real talk: I have worked at a company where an exec briefly had the bright idea to rank developers on number of commits made.
You can imagine how that turned out.
He wasn’t an exec for very long.
lmaoo, I can’t believe someone actually did that and was serious about it.
I’m already imagining commits piling up with comments like:- “add a newline”
- “move function up”
- “rename variable
userstouser_list” - “Revert previous commit”
- “no John, it’s
user_listand that’s it, don’t you dare change it again”
He wasn’t an exec for very long.
Good riddance I guess
Oh, no, we can do better.
Every single line of every single PR is an individual commit. And never squash-commit.
Talk about atomic commits
Why do u prefer single quotes?
I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I’m still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn’t be able to explain why it worked 🤣
Not Shall330, but double quotes can imply variables in the string in some languages.
Which languages are these?
PHP for one. “$x” will interpret the variable $x. ‘$x’ does not.
Well there’s ya problem ur using php.
Also bash
And Perl.
“Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong”
“circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to”
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
“update doc to reflect reality still more”
git commit -m “if this doesn’t fix it I’m looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas”
Fix
“My laptop died before I could push these”
Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.
It’s a student project anyway.
Update coffee list and tex files.
…and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.
Do you have any plans to open source your coffee list? I want to add this feature where I get an iced coffee in the morning
Do new hires have to submit a pull request to get in on it? If so, I’m guessing the non-technical staff don’t get to drink a lot of coffee.
It’s actually just a paper list where people make ticks for coffee. That is then manually synced to an hledger file in git.
Fuck it I quitOh i don’t need to add bugs…
Come to think of it, i think i’ll try emojis on my next commit message… just to test…
haaaands
wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha
