9000 decibels would rip the fabric of the Earth apart, the loudest sound ever reported was 172 dB.

So, this meme is accurate.

Accidentally slamming the toilet lid shut in the middle of the night

Should be listed as 9001. That way IT’S OVER 9000!!!

Lemme raise you a challenger: microwave beeping at 3am.

Someone knocking on the bathroom door:

Everything alright in there??