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The second verse of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s song, Headline News, is about these two.
Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap
Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.
This is literally me staring at the Best Actress Award at the Oscars in 2018.
It’s like I could play her in a movie or something.
