My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
Wood glue.
Wood-fired pizza ?
All I do is crunch numbers and eat wood glue. No pizza.
Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.
Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for ‘Pretty hot and tempting’
Hotdog
Cake
Soy milk
Knuckle sandwich 😞
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short
Veggie Burger.
Cacio E Pepe
soy milk
(kinda fitting actually)
Pot roast, think it fits pretty well
My little sweet gummy bear
