PREFERRED:
- PhD in quantum cryptography
- 3 years of janitorial services experience
- Proof of current therapist
Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.
This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow.
please clapYeah, they’re pushing it hard with this one
They’re looking for a full-stacked developer
EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎
I mean, reading that, it’s a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They’re basically saying “JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools” and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It’s not something where you’d be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you’d check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.
No SVN. I’m in.
We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.
