Ima start- I have an interest in both kidcore and Lolita ~(NOT THE BOOK, ITS A JAPANESE FASHION TREND)~ Fashion. I always wanted to combine the two to get this pastel, simple but kiddish style. Lots of baby blues and pinks, A whole lot of overalls and pig tails. Just cutesy and innocent :D It’s like Kidcore but minus the Lego brick color themes. I’d probably call it uhhhh… I think Teenybopper would be cute!
(Please refrain from insulting me in the comments thank you- I’m hella slow and sometimes may not choose the right words when typing. Thank you w)
Bring back short shorts for guys. I’m sorry about the occasional accidental testicle shot, but they are very comfortable and not always gay.
This is my main beef with men’s fashion. Men naturally stay hotter than women, but they get all the revealing clothing and thin fabrics. Maybe I need booty shorts and a crop top while mowing in 90 degree heat. Why is it always baggy basketball shorts and beefy t’s unless you want to do $80 at lulu lemon
80’s horror movie hunk chic
Using a real life photo rather than a Stable Diffusion mockup, as it’s an existing style:
Men need to acknowledge the power of their legs and do it fast before I SNAP. Too many dudes just be like “Oh nah- its too gay” and fucking seal em off, thus ending the days of Leg appreciation./hj
We’re bringin’ back capes and cloaks.
To prevent the obvious reference, the trend will be called, “‘No capes’ only applies to superheroes.”
I want it to be super cool to wear really old but well maintained clothes…
I want people to be all like “oh sorry, this is only 3 years old, I had nothing older to wear”
End the “color of the month” crap and all the hot fashion trends
I do believe there is a niche of people into that. Though my view might be skewed by The Algorithm :tm: knowing I like vintage fashion.
My youtube shorts recs are full of chicks trying on their grandmother’s old and well-kept clothes from the 50s~70s.
Go back to weekly baths and wear the same outfit every day without washing. Would benefit the environment, reduce slave labor in the fashion industry, and keep people away from me.
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kidcore and Lolita…baby blues and pinks…overalls and pig tails…“Teenybopper”
“Teenybopper” a la Stable Diffusion:
Made a different comment. Deleted it. Had a better idea:
Those loose, light clothes that people in middle-eastern cultures still wear as traditional clothing. There is a reason they came up with those when they did. Elsewhere in this thread another peep was complaining that men don’t get to show enough skin and specifically citing heat as the reason this annoyed them. I say fool. Showing skin will not save you from the heat, especially as climate change continues to cook the planet. It will, in fact, make it worse.
If we are to survive being cooked alive by the sun, we will need to cover up, as the people who inhabited arid-and-extremely-hot places for centuries have done.
Actually, since the Dune series got an injection of popularity with non sci-fi nerds thanks to the Denis Villeneuve films –
– We could call it “Fremencore”. Integrate some futuristic aesthetic influences so people don’t think it’s cultural appropriation.
I would be happier if plastic surgery, instead of always being aimed at making people closer to all the same, was used to make us look different. Elf ears, horns, tails, big noses, different shaped faces, neanderthal brow lines, creative changes. That is the style I’d like to see happen.
Also, since I’m in Florida, fancy parasols.
AW HELL YEA IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE LMAOO. The day they figure out how to connect a tail to my Tailbone and have it be functional is the day I can finally die in peace. I aint dyin till I get that tail!
Business Flambouyant
Take your business casual fit. Make the khakis skin tight and stretch them up around your waist, maybe add in a horrible sash akin to a novelty tie. Widen the sleeves of the shirt, make em a bit poofier without going full swashbuckler. Widen the collar. Make the toes of the loafers a bit pointier, and give the heels a good inch of platform. When outdoors, a diagonal hat is optional.
