• superkret@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    I invited 20 people for my 40th birthday.
    3 showed up.
    My wife ate too much dough while she baked weed brownies and fell asleep right before the guests arrived.

    So me and my best friends sat around the table and ate a bag of chips, I was the only one to drink alcohol, no one touched the huge amount of food I made, and from upstairs we could hear my wife snoring.