• Roundcat@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Ppl: Uh um, well…

    Salmon: How did you know pink was my favorite color!

    ppl: Uh, what?

    Salmon: Yeah! All the prettiest flowers are pink! I also like the sense of calm the color instills, the feminine yet loud conveyance, the fact that it’s the color of my birth stone…

    ppl: oh, well, that’s pretty cool

    Salmon: And the fact that it reminds me of the blood of my enemies, and awakens my chaotic and violent nature upon seeing it!

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    The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”

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    The inside counts! That salmon is so superficial, it’s making me sick smh

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    Is the color named for the inside? I thought it was because of how they turn red, when they’re on their way to mate (link for reference)

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      Sockeye aren’t red most of their lives. Just when they return to fresh water on their endeavor to reproduce. ( die)

      I find it interesting that their heads turn a different color than their body.

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    No, Salmon, calm down… It’s not pink, it’s salmon… Because… We love you that’s why

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    Considering most people only see the meat it makes sense. Most people have no idea what they fish itself looks like.