You have absolutely nothing
<?php
well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
I trust that life has
been treating you well?
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.
php too
…but we don’t talk about php
php doesn’t exist, php can’t hurt you
Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day
aah my favorite template engine, I have seen it so long ago