They want to put mayo on their chicken and potatoes? Are they Japanese Vikings?

Where’s Obelix when you need him.

Classic prank … super glue the mayonnaise jar shut just before Thanksgiving dinner

And if you are feeling extra evil … super glue all the lids of every food jar in the kitchen

This is probably the reason why the sea people invaded Europe in the 13th century - they went looking for the a-hole that superglued all the food jars on Thanksgiving

Mayo is a wild choice with a Turkey dinner.

the fuck are you using mayo for here???