The doctor is a human just like me, that actually makes me feel more comfortable with him.
The doctor is a human just like me, that actually makes me feel more comfortable with him.
Park-anywhere hazard lights.
I’ve been meaning to get back into reading, so I’ll add it to my list. Thanks.
Literally, I hope?
No, it’s okay. Low-hanging joke.
I need to watch the whole thing someday. Only saw parts of it way back when the only way to watch a movie was to catch it on cable.
Me, no longer able to distinguish fact from satire: “I’m tired, boss.”
I didn’t eat it, but I started to bite down.
in show of force to escape Ukrainian drones.
You know that tractor now goes faster than it originally did.
Texans do not know what a riceball is.
The American localization of Pokemon in the 1990s calling onigiri (triangular riceballs) doughnuts has become one of the most infamous in-jokes in Anime.
c/upliftingnews
Each one of those beagles is worth ten of that slimeball.
Is there an animal offenders list we can add these monsters to so that they’re not even allowed to pet someone else’s dog for the rest of their life?
No. And neither is its education system.
Freud is spinning in his grave.
“Hi, I am a very straight man who… loves looking at red meat and eating… hooters. AT Hooters, where the straight men are. I would like my free beer now, dollface.”
Musicians are remembered for hundreds of years.
CEOs are not.
nods and sighs
Every time someone unironically asks me to define fairness, I explain that whatever they think someone else deserves has to be something they themselves would accept happening to them for being guilty of the same thing. It’s terrifying how many adults either stare at me blankly or are outright hostile towards such a thought exercise.
Congratulations, you used GPS to draw Japanese Calligraphy.
Ah, the famous Nena song, “99 Luftturds”.
I just want one drone to hit the Kremlin. It’s not going to help, but it would be so satisfying.
When the dog stops respecting you, it’s time to move out.