SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agoSanta’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jerseywww.duffelblog.comexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1277arrow-down16
arrow-up1271arrow-down1external-linkSanta’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jerseywww.duffelblog.comSomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 days agoThe real reason that NORAD tracks Santa is so we don’t accidentally shoot him down.
The real reason that NORAD tracks Santa is so we don’t accidentally shoot him down.