~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for10 seconds...)
Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
Aborted
~ $
(plugs in ethernet cable)
~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for10 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for10 seconds...)
Press CTRL+C toskip the ad
[^C[^C
Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n
ADWARE SHELL
(C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
---ad---
How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
Just press F1 toget the answer!
---ad---
Activate Adware
Go to Settings to Activate Adware
% exit
Please watch all the ads to be able toexit.
(...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for30 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for30 seconds...)
[^C
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
[^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99to allow interrupts.
Your local account has not been verified yet:
please enter your user ID, your SSN, your credit card number, your home address, your credit card’s PIN, the SHA512 hash of your bank account’s password (salted with 0x71a0 at the beginning) and the number of bytes received by your work computer’s primary network interface with a maximum error of 256kb to allow interrupts.
~ $ adware (...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...) Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware. Aborted ~ $ (plugs in ethernet cable) ~ $ adware (...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...) (...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...) Press CTRL+C to skip the ad [^C[^C Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n ADWARE SHELL (C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved ---ad--- How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth? Just press F1 to get the answer! ---ad--- Activate Adware Go to Settings to Activate Adware % exit Please watch all the ads to be able to exit. (...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...) (...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...) [^C Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. [^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable) Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.The last step I leave to you.
We ought to make a satire shell based on this
Your local account has not been verified yet:
please enter your user ID, your SSN, your credit card number, your home address, your credit card’s PIN, the SHA512 hash of your bank account’s password (salted with 0x71a0 at the beginning) and the number of bytes received by your work computer’s primary network interface with a maximum error of 256kb to allow interrupts.
Please drink verification can to continue
Shred *