Can’t trust anyone today…
“Listen Jesus he’s got 15 years left to pay on his mortgage and at least 10 years of labor we can squeeze out of him. Plus this $110k medical bill to pay. You’re not taking him yet, you son of a bitch”
I have a feeling that some nutjob out there is saying this unironically.
I always see “unironically” and pronounce the “uni” part like “university”. Such a weird word.
Perhaps we are pronouncing “university” just incorrectly. Perhaps in the days of creation of the university it was meant to be a word for “un-diversity” -> “university”
I have an “aunt” that genuinely believed that one of her brothers would be risen from the dead. Called it the Lazarus effect. I’d be almost willing to bet that she has posted this meme on Facebook unironcally. Probably with some cringy bible verse attached.
God is a dick, basically.
Is… is Jesus balding?
In this episode Jesus will be played by Michael Keaton.
What, just because he’s the son of God you think his human form is somehow special and immune to male pattern baldness?
Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.
A God who puts tumors into people for fun wasn’t the let down?
That’s just normal God stuff. Doing his own son dirty like that seems special, though.
Likely inherited from his mum’s side of the family. Looking at you Mary!
My wife is a surgeon… Or as she puts it, “Standing in the way of God since 2005”.
If you agree that God gave us cancer, then you should normally agree as well that S.H…e gave us everything else.
