“Get ready to not freak out. On Wednesday, October 4 at 2:20 p.m. ET, every TV, radio and cellphone in the United States should blare out the distinctive, jarring electronic warning tone of an emergency alert.”

  • satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I heard if you don’t start furiously fellating an effigy of president bidet, you will receive a 5g covid pegging.

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        1 year ago

        Who shit in your Cheerios this morning? Half this thread is just you bitching about other people’s sense of humor.

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          1 year ago

          Nobody. I’m just calling out bad humor for what it is.

          If you don’t like it, then maybe you should learn to take some criticism.