Idk about you but I’m not letting Boris anywhere near my dong.

You know OP is the kind of guy who’s just itching to say his IQ.

This thread is getting less comfortable every comment.

Wholesome.

Feel free to reverse the genders & post this on twitter then. Getting banned from the internet speedrun any%

I mean, yours is objectively funnier aswell. This one falls pretty flat.

5th time this month? Isn’t Tom Cruise taking his jet to New York daily for the coffee?

men bad gib upvotes ty

Can’t even crack a dumb joke I guess, smh you guys.

Fuck yeah spread it

Why not? Don’t you know it’s illegal to lie on the internet?

“My crew is big, and it’s gettin’ bigga’”

And that user’s name? Albert Einstein.

“He can’t keep getting away with it!!”

We’ll get to banning it right after we bomb Agrabah!

This guy mental’s

How about we study deez nuts

You monster.

Multivitamins are pretty much like the train to Hogwarts. They only work if you believe they work!