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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • Nature has a way of providing an observable metric.

    Let me correct my statement. Given no alternatives, cockroaches will eat anything without a caloric deficit. Hence my statement about wallpaper paste. A true infestation of cockraoches will eat anything that will sustain the intrusion. If there is no available “food” around, cockroaches will crawl over cucumbers to eat the paste holding the wallpaper to the wall.

    So long as there is no additional sugar in the brine (hence calories), the roaches will not eat the pickles.

    Edit: obligatory not an entomologist.














  • There is a conspiracy with the iHeartRadio music festival.

    How many people do you know who get hyped up to go see an amalgamation of 6-15 year old bands with no new music?

    ClearChannel (and therefore iHeart) sells advertising enmasse so that messages and products can be pushed the largest groups. They hype up the music festival like its a great big deal, and then they give away tickets.

    I genuinely wonder how many people paid for tickets vs. “won” tickets from one of the 9 different radio stations that cover their area.