Buddy Jesus 2.0

I have brown hair and brown eyes. My wife has blond hair and green gray eyes. We have a son with red hair and blue eyes. And yes he is my son. Genetics are weird.

When you nutted, but she still sucking

Could be… Not American? A Dutch 13 year old bikes to middle school. As does 80 %. Of em…

Well, yaweh, god and Allah are basically the same deity.

Faith begins, where science ends.

A golden ring specifically

What are you calling a capitalist shithole exactly? The Netherlands?

At least you see 22 billionaires run around in a sparkly outfit instead of just 1

It’s less, not gone, just less.

Yes, the first days are incredibly clear. After the first week it becomes less noticeable for most. Not that it’s gone, just less present .

It’s Jason Bourne

That’s probably not the most common system.

Why would it? Give away everything else you own, go into debt and die … Seems easy enough

What about other things besides shit?

Hp 4000 series laser printers are still the bomb

Jumper cable vibes

Innocence proves nothing

Take is not the same as lose

Rofl