I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

Genealogy sites.

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

One who associates…

Setting up a new computer.

Something about wiring it up, setting up the environment and configuring the desktop to do just what I want is a lot of work, but so rewarding!

I don’t know, I hear they have great cinema.

Cross country ski trail after a foot or two of snow.

/thread

So much for subject matter expertise.

Mulled wine. You can go as heavy or as light on the spices you like. I’m a fan of mulled mead. Great cold weather drink.

Just caught N / A. In that case, hot apple cider or a big mug of Earl Grey. Can’t go wrong with black tea.

Fellow freelancer, I see.

Welp.

We’re fucked. Nice knowing you all.

Commence high pitched screeching

Please, for the love of Thor explain Ohio to me. X’er lost AF.