Everything is chrome in the future!

My cars name is also Bort.

Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining

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Not really, it’s been well known he’s fucked kids for almost 30 years.

“We have to get over it” - Cheeto Benito

His family tree is a stick.

These sentient thumbs believe they’re the model human for future Earth

Rent plus a middle finger?

For the current Israeli genocide or the last 70 years worth?

Always have money for war and bloodshed

I’m not your buddy, guy.

motorcycle revs

Whites-only Pebbles

Dude where else do I put my comic book while pooping?

I’d settle for DSL in my home town, 20 minutes away from a major city. Satellite is the only option available 😫 why isnt 100% of America connected at this point?

It used to be $5-10 to feel gross and full, now it’s $15-20 and takes 15 minutes both inside or drive through. I haven’t been back in a couple years because of price and incompetence, there’s better options for cheaper and quicker. Sheetz the gas station has been nailing Amerimexican for years if you’re north east.

The young boy down the street didn’t get raped by a fake priest, a trans person, a gay couple, Al Quaeda, a Guatemalan caravan, brown voters, or liberals, but we did get assigned a new priest in our church which is weird being the 3rd new one this year… /s

Could you imagine if dunking the baby under the Jesuswater was done by a NON-virgin man in a dress?! It may come out gay!