I bring a small torch lighter and pop them out as I go

And why should they? We’re a civilized people aren’t we?

He’s no cunning linguist, either

A lot of people are saying he’s a weird guy 🤷‍♂️

Again, it is the legend.

There’s no way a ferengi would bankrupt a casino.

Nope, they’re mostly selfish assholes in my family

Mine doesn’t like the pate either, I think it’s the texture

She loves to “clean” and nuzzle my beard usually first thing in the morning and before bed for a couple minutes, it’s annoying but I let it slide because it seems to make her really happy, I think maybe it’s a cat family bonding behavior 🤷‍♂️

I tried to curb it initially because she eventually bites and tugs out some hairs which hurts like hell

🤣 at least got her to mostly stop the actual beard hair pulling

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Second place: most nights at some point she decides to sleep on my back, which is only mildly bothersome, but she always makes back muffins first which isn’t particularly pleasant

Seems like the accountants all across the drive through world have forgotten that the reason cheap food was so popular is that it was CHEAP food.

Ironically even though their main menu items and combos have gone crazy price-wise in the last couple years, McDonald’s is one of the few fast food places I still frequent for lunch because if you use the app you can still get a decently filling meal for 6-7 bucks; 2 double cheeseburgers BOGO $1, large fry (free), large drink at regular price. Not great, but 6 something bucks. The quarter pounder combo meal I used to get has nearly tripled in price in the last 5 years and the Big Mac is not only smaller but way more expensive…

Not sure what they were expecting to happen 🤷‍♂️

Bring back the burger stools.

She wee!

pretty racist, to be honest

As a BMW driver, I call bullshit