Here we go! All aboard the mass unemployment train! Choo Choo!

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Sounds like a good time to make Mr Beast aware of these, he has a lot of disposable income to burn on a lawsuit or three.

No, ADHD is being trapped in your own head, screaming at yourself to fucking move while your body reads on unhindered by your plans or obligations.

Honestly, our descendants are going to look at this whole thing like we look at Germany v Poland back in 39. Which is real fucking tragic, considering who the hell was at the helm in 39.

I would actually sacrifice everything I have, up to and including my life.

It wouldn’t do a damn thing, but if it would, you wouldn’t even have to ask.

More and more, we see direct evidence as to why Roe vs Wade was necessary.

Because rabid birthers will do anything to punish women who don’t give birth.

I mean, at this point I’d say their people are in line, at least with their government’s intentions.

Putin, mate… you’ve lost several tons of military machinery to cardboard suicide drones. I think we can safely say that you and your military are a non-issue.

Yeah - we don’t care about making money for rich people when we can’t afford to both eat and pay our bills. Hell, we’re starting to not be able to do even one of those things. Pay us enough for us to live comfortably and we’ll start caring about your next fucking yacht.

If I may, it’s almost as if…

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

Rapists generally don’t have millions of dollars to buy politicians with.

Cook all your meals in advance. Pasta, potato gem casserole, and a Thai red curry can give you roughly two weeks of lunches and dinners if you alternate well. You can add breakfast bowls of eggs, cubed ham, and potatoes and they’ll keep for a week, minimum (I don’t know how long exactly because a dozen eggs gets me six meals).

I usually pay around $50 every two weeks for food, plus a bit more if I’m running low on coffee or milk.

The last year I could barely afford things, if prices keep going the way they are.

That’s… kinda pathetic, actually. He’s acting like a literal child. “I didn’t want the cookie anyways!”

I would laugh at the absurdity if he wasn’t in charge of a major communications network.

It’s kind of inspiring, really. A guy with the mental age of myself when I was a teenage edge-overlord can “effectively” run a massive social media website. I really can do anything! I mean, I could if I had an emeralds mine from my papa, but still!

It’s a subpoena. Comfortable doesn’t even begin to come into play.

Basically indestructible soles and insoles in terms of wear and tear, and an indestructible in general toe cap. Soft enough insoles to cushion, but firm enough to support. Light enough to use everywhere without feeling like I’m walking on King Kai’s planet. Self-tightening laces and mouth. GPS tracking in case I can’t find them or someone’s stolen them.

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.