Everything is a meme.

Depends on if you are going to eat them or not.

I mean, you are missing something;

not just half the population, and they’ve defederated from the largest instances.

I don’t know, sounds reasonable chief.

Well it’s great that you have that opinion on lemmy, I prefer something that doesn’t look like a bot-post and actually has some content.

True, but what do I need this “post” for then?

It’s just kinda irritating to me that I need to open an additional window for something that should’ve been in the post to begin with.

Title and small summary, that’s all I’m asking for here. Give me the bare minimum to decide if opening the whole article is worth it.

What post? You just dumped a link on lemmy with a title attached to it.

Not even a small summary or anything, something that I would consider the bare minimum for a post.

Good job exploiting yourself sucker. No, but seriously keep in mind that your time is limited, especially when you got little kids at home.

While your clients may appreciate any extra work you do for them and it might even get you “loyal” clients, little timmy would also like to spend some time with you.

I mean it does make sense if you keep in mind that we traded having to hunt and forage for a system that let’s you buy these things indirectly with currency.

You just need to leave out the whole thing of empathy and morality and reduce the whole system to a exchange of goods and services for money.

Nay, witchery I say.

Not enough guns and yeehaw noises. 3 out of 10.

My outlets bring all the boys to the yard.

Haha cute, but you will have to hand in a 300 words paper detailing your posts and they need to be written in times new roman, size twelve and to be handed in two days before posting.

Weak sauce, he has toes doesn’t he?

5/5* driver will drift on request.

Thanks! I just really dislike having to watch a video for something that I can read in less time.

Aaand it’s a fucking video, do we already have bots that post video summaries?

The US is a government sponsored rumor, just like birds.

Oh fuck off, this behavior is not “common” more often than not people say shit like this to get a raise out of someone, or as a joke in the “image people actually behaving like this” way.

I mean yeah that could be it. Or more likely; they are joking.

No worries, It’s a win-win, we give them a Darwin award afterwards.