Honestly, this is more a prediction than satire at this point.

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Guidance counselors. One of them tried to convince my parents that I was on drugs…in 4th grade. Turned out that I had an undiagnosed mental disorder.

I saw the headline, and I automatically assumed that this was an actual “scandal” that Fox News was cooking up.

I mean, he already picked a live rat for his running mate…

“Cruelty is the point” is one of the most overused (and misused) phrases on the Internet, but it actually seems to apply here. What other reason could there possibly be for the AG and SC to act this way?

Edit: Thank you, kind stranger!

There was a time in my life when I was wary of wearing out certain songs, but now I just play them to death if that’s what I’m in the mood for. Life’s too short to deny yourself the pleasure of hearing a song that you really want to listen to…and if you DO get tired of your current earworm, so much? There’s so much great music out there that it shouldn’t be long before you discover something new that you can immerse yourself in.

Another day, another moment of being thankful for my dedicated .mp3 player.

I see no parody in this.

When the GOP sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are convicted felons.

I once had a class where, day one, the professor said something like, “If you don’t want to buy the book, that’s fine with me. I can’t tell you where to find a copy, but maybe one of your classmates can.” Someone raised their hand and started rattling off a few useful websites.

This reminds me of the Bob’s Burgers episode where they mention giving Gene a goldfish to see if he was responsible enough to have a dog.

Gene’s conclusion: “I was not.”

And just for context, if you work 40 hours a week for $15 (well above minimum wage), your annual pre-tax income is $31,200.

Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.

And the beauty of adult peer pressure is that I can completely ignore it without a second thought, and then go back to browsing Lemmy.

You know how the right hates Taylor Swift? Perhaps this is the news that we can use to finally get them to agree to tax the rich.

Good Girl Millionaire

I love how the GOP is constantly whining about things like inflation, but do they ever actually try to address those issues? No, they just focus on trying to get university presidents fired and other kinds of purely performative theater.

And this is precisely why you don’t store your files in the cloud.