“oh nice we’re also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It’s business critical”

Wait until you try to do something that involves managing child processes

You wanna know the real issue with the world? This right here, society as a whole accepting and promoting a system of measuring a company’s worth that by definition will make it fail after getting as much reach as possible. Almost ensuring everything will always be shit

Oh this quarter the company only got 74 billion in revenue instead of the projected 80? Sell everything it’s no longer profitable!!! Abandon ship!

Have you asked if you can’t use regular physical mail or walk the papers to an office yourself?

Otherwise you’d be better off finding someone in an office somewhere that still has a working fax machine and offering them a few bucks to send it

I’m not sure if you’re serious or not.

At my job they unilaterally decided that we no longer had access to our application logs in any way other than a single company wide grafana with no access control (which means anyone can see anything and seeing the stats and logs of only your stuff is a PITA).

Half the time the relevant log línes straight up don’t show up unless you use a explicit search for their content (good luck finding relevant information for an unknown error) and you’re extremely limited in how many log línes you can see at once.

Not to mention that none of our applications were designed with this platform in mind so all the logging is done in a legacy way that conforms to the idea of just grepping a log file and there’s no way the sponsors will commit to letting us spend weeks adjusting our legacy applications to actually log in a way that is useful for viewing in grafana and not a complete shitshow.

I’ve worked with a logstash/elastic/kibana stack for years before this job and I can tell you these solutions aren’t meant for seeing lines one by one or context searches (where seeing what happened right before and after matters a lot), they’re meant for aggregations and analysis.

It’s like moving all your stuff from one house to another in a tiny electric car. Sure technically it can be done but that’s not it’s purpose at all and good luck moving your fridge.

What a nice world you must live in where all your code is perfectly clean, documented and properly tracked.

It pisses me off that they’re calling quantum data transmission quantum entanglement, it’s not the same thing and it’s misleading as fuck.

Quantum entanglement is about two quantum particles sharing the same state which if implemented somehow would allow for universal communication with no time lag. Sending quantum state communication through fiber optic, while an achievement for distributed quantum computing, is not quantum entanglement!!

Distorted how?

It’s all fun and games until you realize modern farm equipment has more shitty tech in it than the datacenters you’re running away from

In my experience in lemmy these same people have a very big problem with you not sharing their communist views

If you intend to get informed or do any sort of political discussion on lemmy I’m afraid that’s not possible. They’re as radicalized as can be

I just resorted to blocking every political sub, including the ones masquerading as non political. Like every news sub

Well if they don’t want your money anymore you might as well sail the high seas

I’d suppose people who work with nano machines don’t necessarily call them that either.

But it’s the buzz word that has been used to push it’s corresponding bubble

Don’t forget AI!

You’ve never worked retail have you

But they were arguing that it’s personal preference not that one is better than the other

Surely absolutely everything in life is about political bipartism!

You forgot:

° bricking the device when the manufacturer feels like you should buy the new thing

What will we do when the internet archive goes down

He can bring his own then