Start slow! Do 5 crunches if that’s all it takes to few a burn. Catch your breath and do 2-5 more and then rest. Do stoplight runs and only run when you can. Rest/walk as needed.

The point is incremental increases in activity, you’ll get there so don’t rush and give yourself grace.

You can’t hit the ground ready to run a mile if you’re not used to running.

Science may not call it that, but we can.

Or the appendix of a book

October 5 ours went up at work. July 24 was when Halloween showed up. I’m convinced dropping sales has pressured them to chase the holiday high of old, and their layoffs and cut hours simply don’t save enough to recover normally.

That’s exactly why I quit caring to try. I achieved a few dreams and felt…nothing. No sense of pride or accomplishment after burning my life away with no time or energy to make friends for years at a time or enjoy the few things I can still enjoy.

Whoever designed the line graph and used gray for 4 of 5 lines needs their hand stuck with a ruler.

Advertised lifespan vs actual right here

Approx. .7 lifetimes.

Facing challenges helps us to grow, they faced few until they opened their mouths on the public stage.

The pants were alive for a bit, and then one day the legs attacked

How inconsiderate to just die and not call someone about it…

That’s always been the meaning.

Much better. You’re a lot easier to be around when you’re not ragingly sober.

Oh damn, Bender! I didn’t know you were on Lemmy.

Well that story certainly got lamer as it went along

Nowhere close. Reliable memory is a matter of seconds, so eye witness reports have never been useful neither have first hand accounts been fully accurate. We’re goldfish.

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Damn, nice pull of an older article! This was when I was trying to wrap my head around our evolving political stage, as well as still getting used to many little things that’ve always been here.

Anyway back then I was reading basically everything and I remember this article!

Happy cake day and thanks for all the fish.

The protests and strikes they keep quashing are the alternative to fires, destruction, and violence. It’s a social agreement the factory and warehouse owners want us to have forgotten.

It means ‘yeah I probably should for optics, but ionwanna.’