I feel ashamed to immediately get this reference

So the jump hump is real?

With a zero percent aper I think it’s all good!

Won’t play for me for some reason

Yeah the Meijer by us is sensitive like this and when it starts inevitably flashing with approval needed an employee comes over, scans their badge and an overhead security camera clip of me scanning the last item displays on screen.

Which is so awkward to have to stand there with this employee who I’m sure is just as sick of the process as I am.

I don’t shoplift and I enter all produce honestly, it makes me want to start scanning my avacado as bananas.

They surrender

Whoops, sorry, that was my Lincoln Park discography

Tot poles in the US

Non-Euclidean anatomy

https://youtu.be/46MALEk-7cE?si=7kvgx_ZZ3z4xbM3V

I worked at a movie theater when this came out, probably watched ten times or so, such a funny movie.

SECRET TAPE UNLOCKED

… But at what cost

Best read in Ron Howard’s voice

I’ve also never seen an original of the format this is from, glad I wasn’t the only one confused

JFC I thought you were joking

“Pretty sure if I move down those treacherous stairs fast enough I’ll outrun this logo”

Glad it worked out for you!