Oh yeah, didn’t they pull the Stranger Things rights from DBD in order to use them for this… and then gave them back after releasing two Stranger Things games known only as “Jack” and “Shit”

I imagine when you treat VIRTUAL REALITY BEING REAL NOW as a fad, develop like two or three games for it, then never do anything with it again… yeah I imagine the market would decline…

It’s sad that I actually needed to check to see if this was an Onion article or not

Dark MAGA?

What is it with Right Wingers and outright admitting to being the villains?

Comedy

This is why driverless cars are a bad idea, they assume that everything will work as intended and everyone will play by the rules.

You need a human to make a snap decision in cases like these.

I hope these men are arrested for sexual solicitation via coercion (could be tried as attempted rape in the right state), disrupting traffic, sexual harassment, public disturbance. Fuck em, or better yet, don’t fuck em, they’re unfuck worthy.

What were these morons thinking? I’m sex positive as hell, I’m all for bringing back the free love of the 70’s and the LSD of the 60’s, but not like this, never anything like this… Hypothetically bro say you do get her number this way?

The fuck happens next?

“Hey remember me, I’m the dipshit who pressured you into giving me this number by trapping you in your car via exploitation of its safety features? So I’ll pick you up at 7 for a romantic candlelit dinner and afterwards we could go see a movi…” click “Hello? Damn, friendzoned again.”

Nintendo n…

Wait they did a good thing? huh, that’s… new

Damn, are you Bob Hoskins? Cause you could easily play a live action Mario with that leap.

“Protecting the children” is always code for “We’re manufacturing consent to fuck you over.”

“Protecting the children” is always the excuse for fascism, pay attention.

If we wish to be forgiven of our sins, we must be willing to forgive others.

I sadly get this backwards.

I’m not a looker and I am autistic, I can be awkward…

I was just at the grocery store getting ramen and coffee for the night.

This lady basically looked at me with disgust and went on about how creepy I was and how she’s tired of men thinking they can just “Do whtaever they want”, and how I need to “Keep my fucking distance”

I was literally just standing waiting to check out, all I said was “Don’t mind me”, and that was in response to her giving me the stink eye when I put my groceries down on the counter…

I understand she probably had a bad day (All she was getting was a ton of one person size ben and jerry’s), but literally I was just standing there, waiting to buy ramen and coffee. She rushed out of the store like she couldn’t get away from me fast enough.

I really had to fight the urge to say something like “Don’t flatter yourself, I’m not even the gender you’re accusing me of being.” but that would have just escalated the situation.

I had just gotten off of work, so I was half-asleep, the coffee was so that I could drive the rest of the way home safely.

Still, if she’s jumping at shadows of men even when there isn’t a man around, whatever happened to her must have been awful. I hope she’s okay wherever she is.

I miss Bob

Apple: As long as we can gaslight you into thinking we’re classy, we can do whatever the fuck we want

As someone with CPTSD in the midst of a panic attack that I already know to be irrational and just trying to stable my mind so I can get back to writing…

You’re the devil

People say Rockstar just “Isn’t a rockstar anymore”

No, this is pretty much how I expect from washed up rockstars who’ve sold out and only care about reliving the glory days. Constantly shouting “Don’t you know who I am?” when anyone gives them any grief.

I vibe to this because my BF recently got into Runescape and he was like “You play this?”

Then I walked him through various quests and kept hooking him up with new armor and like a shit ton of Rings of Life.

Better idea. Let’s add two more Puerto Rico and the Virgin Isles

Yeah but Sonic barely has any interaction with Silver outside of one fight and the latter going “Oh wait you’re a red herring and Memphis Tenessee is a dickpenis.”

Blaze doesn’t even go “Oh hey Sonic. Remember Sonic Rush? Me neither.”

We must defeat racism, sexism, and transphobia