white humor
the fin whale totally isn’t endangered or anything
nuke europe for global cooling
europe (including european settler states)
cause we need more land and they did global warming anyway
(includes european settler states)
nuke europe
we need a gigacelsius scale. Where water freezes at 0 and water boils at 10, celsius taken to its logical conclusion
I thought I was on c/fakenews
nuke europe
it should just be deleted
spin it two times*
and suicidal passengers
who reach a vibes-based consensus to drop out of the air every other flight
you wouldn’t download a pizza
mayos desperately point fingers at the nearest brown person when their 234897298357th plane/ship/bridge/skyscraper falls apart
luckily they’re smart enough to start out on the “sticks and stones” stage