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1 month agoAs someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.
As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.
You don’t use a knife on a baguette, you freak. You tear a piece of. Ever hear of breaking bread?
Fuck’s sake, heathens.
Well he only wants to remove “step-” so maybe the problem isn’t the fictional backstory, but the details of said backstory…
Duelling banjos
It’s crazy how these Satanists are indoctrinating children. It’s not like a child just naturally chooses to be a Satanist- their parents put them up to it.
Ain’t gonna have none of that shit in our home- we take them to church every weekend and make sure they believe exactly what we believe or I’ll tan their hides.
My eyes are so far apart…
Of course. They’re pronouncing it wrong.
Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.