Who woulda funk’d?

I can picture this woman saying “No Brad, we talked about this. We don’t work together anymore.”

Yeah sure, they’re ridiculous right now. But when they’re all dead and gone or hard to find, you’ll be missing those cheap ass burritos and happy meals.

Plenty of fish

I think I have a new found respect for Biden. This is easily one of the best power plays of all time. Stepping down must have been tough, especially if he couldn’t remember why he should step down.

I love my gator aid.

Jokes on them! I haven’t has sext in years.

But you were right, pickles need to get the fudge out of places they don’t belong.

You should install a fog machine. It could come in handy.

Do I upvote because this genuinely made me laugh or do I ignore and keep on walking?

Adding to this, we aren’t being charged separately for using the bathroom, livingroom, or garage. The internet should not be divided as such.

True

You: Mom can we have Lemmy! Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

That looks just like Omniman! What’re the odds!

You’re talented and independent. You’re definitely a catch.

Knowing capitalism, this would only lead to a sudden mass retiring of bulls whose meat would be left to rot in some obscure location.

Dogs start barking at something

If it feels like an earthquake but the eyes aren’t jittery, then you probably just need a hug.

They finally reached crypto miner level awareness.

All of central america, the caribbean, greenland, japan, hawaii, and new zealand were all unaccounted for. Probably will be included in the dlc