Kernal64

Hahaha is this the new unit of measure for game sales? 😂

I knew that turd gobbler looked familiar!

You know you only need one period to end a sentence, right?

I’m pretty sure they bought the rubber ducks at stores or online.

If NASA goes with Boeing for the rocket, they can expect the rocket to disassemble itself halfway into the atmosphere.

Sorting at the consumer level isn’t even the real problem. It’s the fact that most plastic isn’t even recyclable and of the kinds that are, there’s no guarantee that your town has the facilities to recycle those. The whole system is broken and never actually worked.

There’s any number of better ways to make that point without sounding like a clown.

Yeah, I’ve noticed something similar. It’s always the worst people who use that phrase to paper over their shit ideas or decisions.

What really gets me agitated is when people don’t use the helper verb “to be.” Examples include, “The tea needs strained,” or “The car needs washed.” No, you miserable cunts. The tea needs TO BE strained. The car needs TO BE washed. Nothing presently needs the past tense of an action. I know there’s parts of the US where this sentence construction is common but those entire regions can honestly fuck off. People say it’s a dialect or something. I don’t buy it. Not knowing basic rules of your native language isn’t a dialect. It’s just you being dumb. I hate it so much!

You know what else I hate? “It is what it is.” Of course it is, you dense motherfucker! If it wasn’t what it was, it would be something else, which would then be what it is! It’s the most nonsensical phrase I’ve ever heard and it pretty much exists so you have something to say when you have nothing even remotely worth hearing to say.

It’s a reference to this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_now_brown_cow

Larson is taking the phrase out of its normal context and riffing on it in an absurdist way for laughs.

I laughed really hard at this, but I can’t really tell you why. Maybe just the absurdity of the situation?

Not only is this completely wrong, it doesn’t even make sense with the context of the post the person you’re replying to is asking about. 0/10 troll bait.

Don’t mind if I do! 😏

“easily.”

Or an instapot!

r/fountainpens

🙁

Sounds to me like an entire state of amateurs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

While I applaud both your disparaging of the grossly overused ranch and your innovation regarding alfredo sauce, the correct mozzarella stick sauce is marinara.

Hulu DID start out with ads. When they launched it was an entirely ad supported service. Hulu+ didn’t come until years later. After several years of running two tiers of service, free ad supported and paid ad free, they dropped the free tier. Now, years later, we’re back to ads with Hulu, but this time you pay for the privilege.

Nah.