You shouldn’t tell people not to buy proprietary software

Send multiple messages instead of just one, Jonny, you annoying cunt

Annoying friends who

Buzzkill is good if you have one of those

Very, very far from the world’s first, mate

Geese can be trained to be your mates

Just feed them dandelion leaves every day when you’re passing them and eventually you can pet them. Takes a month or so

Still cunts though and they peck your shoes sometimes

We have that!

Oh wait, you don’t lol

We have one!

Oh wait, you don’t lol

Same with gas regulators that attach to the cylinders, for some reason. Oo and some hub nuts on cars

I was curious about how much you could actually read in the 11 minutes that this YouTube drivel wasted on getting a point across

I tested my reading speed and it was 346 wpm, so I’m guessing the average is about 300 because I read a lot

3300 words is an absolute fuckton of information.

I’ve no idea why anyone would waste 11 minutes listening to about two minutes worth of information

Please tell me the comment about the spelling mistake is some kind of weird humour (sic)

I didn’t realise they only had two seats!

Is that one for each of your brain cells? 😉

Yes you can raise chickens

I hope other places follow

Are they actually allowed to sell these pieces of shit elsewhere?

Also is anyone else stupid enough to buy one?

I pay for my fibre, and my phone. They’re indispensable.

Oh and a VPN

I can see why people pay subscriptions for media, but people who pay subscriptions for software or services are a massive problem. If people refused to use a service as soon as it turned to a subscription model, the idea would’ve died out

Nope, folks are fucking stupid

This is the telegraph.

Imagine Boris Johnson dressed in tweed and living in a cottage in Devon

That’s their reader base

So no, wireless communications are super unlikely to impact cancer rates.

I dunno, some of the shit I read on the internet coming over my WiFi feels like it’s giving me eye cancer

Apparently we have the Nazis to thank (?) for that. It was going to be pulled down but it made a very good radio transmitter antenna, so it stayed up

Someone showed me this and it’s the closest I’ve seen to the way the internet used to be lol

Shows a different site every click

https://wiby.me/surprise/

You said it, a summary of a deep dive video is a few paragraphs

Don’t fucking post a two hour video that contains a few paragraphs of info then