Being a dog, he is that much more likely to charge into danger to save his human. With cannon balls flying around, that carries a certain risk.

Came here looking for this.

https://www.stroke.org/en/about-stroke/stroke-symptoms

No no, you’re wrong. The problem is taxes are too high and the people on the absolute top don’t get enough money. If we just make them a bit richer, the wealth will finally start trickling down on us.

Wait! I think I feel it trickling down right now!

Nope. Just piss. Again.

Because ignoring genocides is what the world does.

There’s a chance that Melania has instilled in him a deep and neverending hatred of his father. It shouldn’t have been too difficult. In an effort to rebel against everything his father represents, he might accidentally become a good person.

You mean The Gangster of Love?

Fucking racists think if you’re anti-racist, you’re anti-white.

… state judges won’t finalize divorces during a pregnancy. Established in the 1970s, the rule was intended to make sure men were financially accountable for the children they fathered.

So, I’m assuming if you knock someone up in Missouri without being married, you don’t have to pay child support?

Are judges in Missouri just too damn stupid to include conceived but as yet unborn children in any child support requirements?

Or perhaps, it’s just about making sure men can continue to abuse their own “property”?

With me, my wife, and three kids, laundry was a whole day even with the washer and dryer.

That can be said about many people who get out of prison. Health conditions that get diagnosed and treated in the outside tend to get ignored inside.

I took a look. It’s all train stations, schools, and farms.

You’d think I lived in the middle of nowhere.

Someone sell this asshole a polar bear liver.

Luckily, if you try to eat a polar bear liver, the polar bear will stop you.

But don’t worry, human liver is safe for polar bears to consume.

I have an electric lighter that we use for lighting candles. It charges via USB and generates a short spark between two contacts to light the candle.

I am also aware of a manager at my job who got fired for playing those games. Fired and security-escorted out.

Knowing the department director and how she felt about the employees, she was probably enraged when she found out what the manager under her was doing.

Here it’s very difficult to fire an employee after the probationary period, but managers are relatively easy to fire. There’s a three strikes rule for managers. Whenever a PIA manager starts being extra nice to everyone, you know they just got reported to HR for a second time.

Screwing with time cards in the U.S. is extra double bad because of federal law.

If the employee can prove the manager has done it, they’ve proven that their employer is both guilty of wage theft, and also that they’ve destroyed the records showing how much time you actually worked. So usually the employees get to say how much they are owed, and the employer has no way to argue against it.

If I recall correctly, if it was an honest mistake, the employer has to pay back two times what was owed. If it was intentional, then they have to pay back three times what was owed.

There aren’t many worker protections in the U.S., but that particular set of laws is ok. Of course, there could be additional protections in state or local laws.

Edit: clarification and typo.

Your point holds true, as long as you’re a sociopath.

No. A Shame of Proud boys.

It goes way beyond embarrassment.

Well, let’s see.

It’s a gaggle of geese. Geese are major assholes, but I don’t think they’ve ever gone so far as to try to overthrow the government. So, I don’t think it should be gaggle.

Hmm…

Murder of crows

Kindness of ravens

I found this online, which suggests “explosion” for terrorists.

Explosion of terrorists.

I’d like to propose the following collective nouns

A group of Trump supporters:

Moron of Trump supporters

A group of insurrectionists:

Shitstain of insurrectionists