Herpes is forever.

I’m thinking AI-powered something is going on, for sure.

It matches “yo momma”.

That sounds like a trick question.

I’ve gone from worrying what would have happened in my children’s lifetime to worrying what will happen within my lifetime so I’m good.

Calling Atlas Shrugged’s bluff millennia in advance.

Suspicious use of “competitor” is suspicious.

You can be arrested just for saying you’re a gamer.

We’d be able to buy up all the soon-to-be-flooded coastal property up for a song.

At least you just gained about two years worth of re-engineering work to get the outsourced system working.

You’re not missing much.

The Zelda complaint is extra bullshit considering other open-world games like Just Cause do exactly the same thing by giving the guns limited ammo, so you constantly have to switch weapons based on what the enemies drop.

Obsession with character sheets comes from the misapprehension that the R in RPG stands for “roll” and not “role” imo.

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.

It’s not me, Netflix, it’s you.

Wut?

No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.

We’re not going to hit our climate targets so he’s going to snort an entire mailbag of cocaine every single day.

Just get a cheap one in KMart. It’ll likely fall apart, but it still comes from the same sweatshop as your favourite brand and you didn’t pay so much for the months of wear you got.

Indy, as Sisyphus is European.