Once dreamed I was a D-Class. They gave me a fully functional Absolute Exclusion Harness from SCP-5000 and made me look at a picture of SCP-096. For shits and giggles I suppose.

Then I had to evade it’s pursuit…It didn’t work. He found me immediately. And he ate me. Whole.

Whichever is closest.

Acetaminophen kills your liver. Ibuprofen melts the glue holding your guts together.

What matters right now is your headache.

Won’t someone think of the pump and dumps of the genocidal ethno state?

c://run sad_violin.midi

No!

I deny you. You may not have a server maintenance.

I keep 3 active. And only buy others a month at a time when something I wanna watch goes up.

I’ll grab disney for a month to watch the new season of Doctor Who. Or a month of Max when House of the Dragon drops. Watch what I wanna watch. Plus a movie or two I had forgotten about.

Just subscribe then cancel about 10 mins later. Use it for the month and it’s gone.

Did he at least leak it first?

My BIL is absolutely convinced that Ubisofts woes are entirely because of Yasuke and not at all related to anticonsumer BS and tired reskinned copy pasted games.

Just pirate it.

Buy it if you want. Then pirate a version to actually play.

Most normal police shooting this week.

This is literally why they exist. They’re the enforcement arm of Capital.

American company becomes unaffordable.

Consumers seek out alternatives.

Smaller operations grow.

Govt must stop smaller competitors. Actively sabotages their business.

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Didn’t he himself get one high-speed rail initiative derailed so he could pimp his techbro version of a subway for his asshole customers?

Something something 3rd charms time something something.

Upgrading to pleather.

Fancy.

Bull (pause for emphasis) shit.

It’s got 30 god damned years to draw on. Properties that longtime fans have been begging for for literal decades.

A quarter century of neglected IP. Just pick some. And make them.

Of course we all know the real problem. Those old IP can’t or won’t work as an always online live service. So they won’t make quintillions of dollars a year. They’d make some money if they’re made true to the original vision. But the goal isn’t to make some money. It needs to make all the money. It needs to be a killer app. An Overwatch killer or Fortnite killer. Can’t ever be happy to just make money. Staying in the black isn’t good enough.

Me playing Project Wingman after being used to Ace Combat controls.

Introducing!

The Narc App!

Sure to be a hit. Hit with the closest blunt object.

The framing of this is kinda odd. They don’t want the war to stop. Or rather, they don’t want specifically the genocide and ethnic cleansing of the native indigenous people to stop. They want the war to end because it’s destroyed the economy of the occupied territories. They wanna go back to brunch. With a side of stealing land from the natives and the occasional lynching of Palestinians.

They don’t like war when they can feel it at home.

RDR2 is as close as it gets to a perfect game. Rockstar will never outdo it. And it’s unlikely anyone else will for a good while yet.

It’s a masterpiece.

Provides a better product at half the cost.

/Capitalists lose their minds.

*again.

Israeli forces fire on UN food agency’s team in Gaza again.