The solution to cheap toilet paper
The solution to cheap toilet paper
I disagree. During the middle of one of his rambling, windbag rants at his largest nazi rally, he needs to have a Grand Mal seizure where he visibly pisses and shits himself, immediately followed by a near-fatal stroke that leaves him as a drooling vegetable on life support. May he be fully conscious while completely incapacitated and unable to speak as a team of brown-skinned, LGBTQ±and-proud-of-it nurses take turns being forgetful about emptying his colostomy bag while an AI bot scours the internet reading aloud every legit criticism of his entire pathetic life until, after enduring many, many years of this treatment, an obsessed fan finally works his way onto the night janitorial staff so he can get in the room alone with The Donald and live out his fantasy of making a human-centipede-like union by engaging in a “perfect” 69, causing DJT to die while asphyxiating on crazy janitor cock which, in turn, causes the janitor to choke himself to death on Don’s pathetic dick resulting in the final act of indignity as the janitor releases his bowels directly onto Trump’s face just before he finally loses consciousness.
May the last thing Trump ever sees, as he chokes to death on smelly cock, be an extreme closeup of the hairy, unwashed ass of a MAGA lunatic as it pisses down Don’s throat and reenacts “2 Girls, One Cup” directly into his eyes.
Ok, ladies: Would you rather out yourself as a woman online, or spend the night in the woods with a bear?
*Robocop’s Fleshlight
Enumclaw checking in.
An argument is only as respectable as the person making it.
I like George Carlin’s version: “If God is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself can’t lift it?”
Have you not been to Eastern Washington or Eastern Oregon?
Do you… Do you think that the water in the bowl is what gets sprayed on your ass?
Why would an infallible god need to revise its laws?
Now all 3 are wrong.
It also seems kinda redundant.
They’re both on the wrong side.
Self-annihilation by greedy religious lunatics.
In nearly half a century on this planet, I’ve been seeing this same war going on. Sometimes blatantly, like now, and sometimes through terrorist attacks coming from either side. AFAIC, they can fight until they glass the entire region and none of them are left. There will never be a solution as long as religion exists in the world.
If there’s a dollar of profit in it, there’s a lobbying group for it.
But if it’s my opinion, then shouldn’t I speak up?
Because opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink. Throwing your opinion out there when no one asked for it is like breaking wind because you appreciate your own brand. And I will admit, guilty as charged.
Get yourself a Stuka Siren and modify it until the pitch is right.