Lots of logging to triangulate when it fails and what variables it has at the time.

And insurance goes up now that it would be more expensive to replace.

Make sure to use a fake accent when talking to strangers on the phone

How many sets of mammaries?

When I went to Paris this summer, lots of locals were smoking. The odor of Paris was urine and cigarettes.

That’s fair

That’s when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush