I applaud you, sir Gigachad, on bearing the noble burden of carrying your shopping in a backpack. I’ve been there, and it’s not very comfortable.

Great detail on your strategy, too. Though I think I’d rather avoid panicking for time to pack. It’s either the leisurely self-checkouts for me, or if on the unavoidable occasion I have to directly interact with another human being, simply speedrunning IRL Tetris with the button-press sequence already etched into my mind.

Oh ok, I misunderstood then. I thought you were playing a little game of word association, not suggesting an alternative. My bad!

They’re a hippy for having emotions? Yikes. What does that tell you about your worldview?

Cunt, Clown, and…who?