America is slowly switching to the metric system: metric pounds, metric feet, you know…

What makes farts flammable then?

I have a military joke, but I couldn’t defend it

He’s also the same color as OJ.

Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris.

Also, he will build a wall, and the Palestinians will pay for it.

Because suicide bombers wear them only once?

A half nut vs a total nut