“So I’ve got this knife fight scheduled for tomorrow…”

Seriously, WTF?

Same boat (started with dry January and didn’t stop)!

I still feel good. Not sure long term if I’ll become more lax for special events but not for now.

I was IN loss prevention. Literal store detective.

Did we catch the occasional shoplifter? Yes.

Were they as common or as high dollar value as employees skimming or scamming? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

If you’re in retail, rest assured, those folks are there to catch you more than they’re there to catch shoplifters.

Fair point. Suspension’s probably shot from all of the taking off/landing with the toy load on it.

Just go get it.

Not like you don’t know where the jolly ol thief lives.

Close. One of the first two.

The other was (and I think still is) in Tyson’s Corner, VA.

Legit never heard of this one. I thought you were cheekily referencing Hot Ones until I did a search.

Not going to watch but goddamn are those thumbnails atrocious.

I understand how, in retrospect, it may feel like it isn’t groundbreaking, but do consider that before Die Hard, there really wasn’t anything quite like it.

A quote straight from Wikipedia:

It is considered to have revitalized the action genre, largely due to its depiction of McClane as a vulnerable and fallible protagonist, in contrast to the muscle-bound and invincible heroes of other films of the period.

While it did sort of fall apart and away from what made it great in the later sequels, I think it’s important to put the film into the context of when it was released and what it did to the genre.

All that to say, Die Hard fucking rules.

That was more “on the table” if he wasn’t reinstated.

I also suspect there were some inaccuracies in the reporting and headlines around that.

Hips don’t lie.

Pecs do.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.

If it makes you feel any better my mom basically does the same thing unless she’s visiting.

Just a guess: Dark.

Just goo, then.

I’m guessing “presumed human remains” means something close to “goo plus bones, we think”.

But if you ask him, he has to like tell you he’s a TimeCop, right?

For those wondering, the other two are Minnesota & New York.

Dieter Rams is a great porn name and you can’t convince me otherwise.