lol I was asking

Wow, is Catholicism really ready to enter the 20th century!?

That’s how we know God is gay. Well, that and Mary swears He didn’t touch her.

In unrelated news, this corresponds directly to a record low in the both the breadth and the depth of the quantity of fucks I have to give about them and their bad year. Insiders are reporting the level to be at or near zero, and expect that level to maintain, for at least my natural lifespan. Film at 11.