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They smokin’ krokodil.
You don’t want any part of that.
They smokin’ krokodil.
You don’t want any part of that.
AI isn’t very good with maps yet.
Just fly it through the window. The concussion alone kills and has the added bonus of dropping the ceiling down and possibly the house if it’s a big enough explosion
The National Weather Service had warned that a storm was moving across the Front Range Urban Corridor and urged people to go inside upon hearing thunder.
Rancher:
How dare they tell us what to do! I’m gonna go stand on a metal trailer in the middle of it with mah cows!
Cows:
Moo?
Maybe instead of powering AI with nuclear power, we power desalination plants and pumping infrastructure.
All AI will give is recipes made with glue and poop knives.
Water stops thirsty hordes from breaking down your gates.
I’d have been scrambling to build desalination plants and asking for help from the US.
Thirsty Thursday will take on a whole new meaning on June 27th.
Oh, places will be underwater.
It will be salt water.
Republicans:
Best we can do is legislation banning protections.
What gets me is that at some point, they have to realize, right?
They’ve voted republican for 30 years, and it’s gotten worse every time.
At least some of them understand a vote for this asshole means everyone not him, loses their rights.
Everyone of us who lives in the United States and quite honestly the world, will lose the bill of rights immediately once this fuck stain wins.
Say something bad about him, and you are a threat to him politically he legit will send seal team six at you if he has the power to do so.
Once that question was asked and his lawyer said “Yes, it’s a legitimate action of the office,” it entered his mind.
State Senator adjusts bifocals
“What the hell is a poop knife?”
But remembering stuff is hard! Gall-dang!
Have they tried not being assholes? That would help things.
voted for Trump in 2020
votes for Republicans
Shocked Pikachu jpeg when emergency shit starts closing down in the name of profits.
Yeah I know, but I can dream can’t I?
They are already leaking fuel and other nasty stuff. Russian ships are shit. At least by being blown up they catch fire and burn most of it off
Light it up again plz. Let’s help the sea heal by creating some new reefs. Some come with fish food inside!
Bet they pull themselves out of this by their bootstraps and don’t ask for any federal aid!
You got this privately owned power grid! Prove us all wrong that you suck and the people who vote in the republicans who allow this to continue have the intelligence of a bag of Quikrete.
Questions:
What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol
This dude is cracking open in real time. What’s the over/under he goes full wack-a-doo and ends up having a mental breakdown and runs naked through downtown Manhattan?
^^and ^^now ^^you ^^have ^^a ^^horrible ^^mental ^^image ^^in ^^your ^^mind ^^so ^^goodnight ^^everyone!